Mustache Lady
Lookin' kinda shady
Mustache Lady
Not lookin' like a lady
Mustache Lady
Go to the salon
Mustache Lady
Gotta get that mustache gone
Mustache
Earwax
Ex-Lax
And a pair of slacks
Whoooooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mustache Lady
You're lookin' like a man
Mustache
Earwax
Ex-Lax
And a pair of slacks
Mustache
Earwax
Ex-Lax
And a pair of slacks
Whoooooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mustache Lady
You're lookin' like a man