I'm fucking hideous and spiteful
When I'm left to my devices
I'll soak my tentacles in ice bags
Til' they feel again
I'll be home indoors
I'll be home indoors
Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts on being a jellyfish
Same thing I wish for every new year
'Cause I'm lazy and a loser
They don't come true
I'm blaming everyone but myself
I'll be home indoors
I'll be home indoors
Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts on being a piece of shit
Should I throw shade down on the sidewalk
Or should I stay inside and shine artificial light
If I could I would do it so much better
Have to try
I won't be bailing if I don't
So my system is ready
In case somebody comes
To fill my head with petty jealously and show me all
The things I could be doing if I were a vertebrate
But it's comfortable
Not wondering at all
If I'da made it
Should I'da stayed at home indoors
I'll be home indoors
I'll be home indoors
I'll be home indoors
Because I'm wasting away my life and gifts on being a piece of shit
I'm being a piece of shit
You're right I'm a jellyfish