Caffeinated everybody knows
There's a dragon below, whoah
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I learned my lessons in the east.
A franchise man surveyor, of the east.
I don't work for no one, but my wife and son
out in Washington.
I've separated from the brand
I cut the clipboard from my tired hands.
Write my name and sew it onto my new shirt
And I go to work.
Go to work, go to work, go to work
I am a country man, I am
I pledge allegiance with my diaphragm
Line the walls with photographs of the expired
I'm a gun, for hire
I am as loving as I can
I pledge alleigance to my frying pan
For my company, I'll never serve them cold,
I have found my gold.
Caffeinated everybody knows,
There's a dragon below, whoah
I don't care I dont care I don't care
Satiated everybody knows
There's a dragon below, whoah
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I
I could stay up all night
I could stay up all night
And drive through the great Washington state.
I could move anywhere
I could lose all my hair
I'd never make it there
I'd never make it there.