Intro:
Ribcage Music, Dopey,
I wanna tell you about this girl
Stanza 1:
I dey kae the first time I met her
We had been blind dating for 5 days
We arranged A date, and on that sunny bright day
I was waiting for her in a restaurant, bored to death counting
The rice grains on my white plate
Once in a while i would re tie my Nike lace
Readjust my beads and wipe the glasses in my Kazak fly frames
I had been there for some time, wait
I had actually been there for sometime
I was bolting and blaking out of patience
I had exhausted all techniques i used to while away time so i gave up
Life is a bitch!
Stanza 2
And She stood me up no she did not but thats just how i recall it
Every time Im recounting
Cos she only called me to tell me of her arrival
When i was in a taxi headed home
When she asked me where i was,
I knew that was the time my brains sharpness,
And my ability to open keys was being put to a real test
I could insult her and hang,
Tell her am on my way and switch off my phone and go home,
Or head back to restaurant
But i knew it was not as simple as that cos every word id say,
Every decision id make, had its own consequences for example,
I was wearing my most expensive beads,
And had used the remaining drops left of my polo shomi
The Airtel credit I had wasted, the energy,
Should i and could i let all that go to waste?
Life is A Bitch
Stanza 3
I decided not to let it go to waste when i saw her face,
I knew i had made the right decision
You know that feeling when you are looking for something in the dark
And just when you are frustrated, about to give up,
ECG bring back the lights
And what you were looking for is right in front of you,
No stop to visualize it
Thats how seeing her face made me feel
I did not even need an apology anymore
The food was nice; the conversation was on point,
The date had gone well overall
Life is A BITCH
Me and her were starting to get close, contact would break,
Then we would get close to starting to get close all over again
Then we started dating.
We would be whatsupping each other
Even though she would be lying right next to me...
And just in case you are wondering, yes the sex was good
LIFE fucked me,
Yeah she fucked me till she fucked me up,
But i did not care cos i had fallen for her.
Nothing mattered more to me more than making her happy.
She told me i had swepther off her feet, i was like really?
I guess its time to put the mop on your clit
Then we hit the apex of the utility curve
Then things started spiraling down
Life is A BITCH
We did not agree on anything she started cheating on me
I saw the end was coming and it was near,
But there was nothing i could do about it. And then we broke up
Life is A BITCH
Now I have got this icebox sitting tight where my heart used to be
So its cold water flowing thru my veins every time it beats
We used to be good, now i have no choice
But to hope say one day e go be
All i have are shattered dreams,
When i woke up i left them on my sheets
Cos am heartbroken, Im tired of hoping
My bed sheet soaking,
From tears and dreams
Now my heart if filled with emptiness
LIFE IS A BITCH, BUT I GUESS I KEEP FORGETTING THAT BITCH IS LIFE