Well, I've been gone but I'm back again
It's been too long, you wondering where I been
Well, I betcha I though I would pack it in
Since I got dissed on MTV for dear slim
Aw, man why'd yall play me?
TRL, you drive me crazy!
Now everybody really hates me!
I thought we were friends, Carson Daley?
So when I tried out for American Idol
I got up and sang for Simon Cowell
But he said I was 'absolutely horrible'
He said I was worse than William Hung, too
Now what do I do, please help me, could ya?
I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher
Since my name's still bashed and butchered
So I'm-a just change it, so listen would yah
It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me
It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
It's Fivetweezy
That's what my friends just call me
Now I don't know if I'm past my prime
I'm feeling old, I just turned 29
It's crazy; I think I lost my mind
Cause lately it shows I forget my uh