She was the image of my fantasies
Long hair, purple eyes
And two big pointy ears
The dwarven ale's on me
And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully
Now I didn't expect what I heard next
Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks
She said
Hey, bitch, what's up?
You're the kind of girl that could give me
The good long succ
And I don't need first name bases
Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round
The third or fourth bases
Well, what the hell?
She got my mind fucked like galadriel
And I can see that we're thirsty
Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty
And I was bridal carried upstairs
And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs
So here's a little secret to this
Elves are quick to recognize lewdness
We're shameless
Oooh, I love it all
You might think I'm kinda crass
But baby, you can kiss my ass!
We're shameless
Stacy's mom can join in too
That's right
I delight in being lewd
(Okay, settle down, I don't even know you name
It's aranei
Okay, that's a lovely name but-
And my name is kaleina!
That's also a lovely name
Wait, when did you get here?)
Aranei and kaleina
You don't have to explain
I know exactly what you're doing
But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing?
Pffffft, cur that pussy shit
Get up on that pussy, bitch
Call me mistress like you know that you're working it
Yes miss
Put the collar on and pose
One bitch boy and two elf hoes
Well, what the hell?
We got this far so we might as well
And things were getting kinda kinky
Essentially the content of a henkuma doujinshi
Imagine the scene
Three bodies all together, me in between
Pressing up against my body
Hold up
(That's a little bigger than I was expecting
Wich one of us are you using that on?!)
We're shameless
Oooh, I love that all
You might think I'm kinda crass
But baby, you can kiss my ass
We're shameless
Stacy's mom can join in too
You gotta love those milfs, man
I delight in being lewd
If you're into it, just be into it
We don't kinkshame, no
We don't kinkshame, no
We don't kinkshame, no
If you're into it, just be into it
(X4)
No, I won't say I'm sorry
For liking lewd elf girls and futanari
Yeah!
(You ready to go again, kiddo?
Yes, indeed I am
Oh boy!)