Oh my God
I see a policeman is coming after me
'Cause he knows I'm breaking bad
I can't hide away my push pen anxiety
And the sirens makes me mad
Everybody in my head knows that I'm crazy
I push the envelope, I'm a rad
And all the people in my head thinks I'm racy
Going, "Oh my God"
Oh my God
I can't see why he's always on my derriere
It must be super trooper hot
But when I look behind myself in the mirror
I kinda know that it is not
He's acting just like a Snuffleupagus
That makes my people uneasy
He's gonna win this chase again, win over us
In emo prison I'll be
'Cause you're an Alpha Dog
I'm just a Beta Baby
You know my heart is flogged
You bite till I get rabies
'Cause you're an Alpha Dog
I'm just a Beta Baby
You know my heart is flogged
You bite till I get rabies
Oh my God
Somebody hand out Hello Kitty first aid kit
'Cause my sweet bleedin' won't stop
I think this time we got us seriously bit
And my blood's already slopped
I'll be a brat, and you're a condescending brit
But she will share it with her crowd
You're a rabiafaw, and you know I love it
But I also know how
Now I'm the Alpha Dog
And you're the Beta Baby
You know my heart is flogged
And now my heart got rabies
'Cause I'm an Alpha Dog
And you can be the Beta, baby
And I'm about to slog
An underdog with rabies
'Cause I'm the Alpha Dog
And you can be the Beta, baby
You know my heart is flogged
And now my heart got rabies
'Cause I'm the Alpha Dog
And you can be the Beta, baby
And I'm about to slog
An underdog with rabies