When I see you on the street
I wanna run right up
And jump all over you
But that isn't polite
They might take me away
Probably put me in jail
'Cause I couldn't behave
Like a person should behave
If only we were dogs
It would be so easy to be
Happy happy happy
You'd be scratching at my door
When you wanna be let in
Then we'd wrestle in the mud
Till I had you on your back
We'd be howling at the night
Baring our teeth when we're mad
So we'd know exactly where we stand
If only we were dogs
It would be so easy to be
Happy happy happy oh
Licking crumbs off plates together
Sleeping all day
Doing things that feel good
Never any remorse or shame
If only we were dogs
It would be so easy to be
Happy happy happy oh
If only we were dogs
If only we were dogs
If only we were dogs
If only we were dogs