I've been drivin' down the highway,
It's a long road ahead.
I will finally arrive there someday,
Still unable to forget.
Countin' hours, minutes, seconds,
Will you ever be comin' back again
'Cause I never saw it 'round the corner,
All the pain and tears you shed.
Don't wanna see nobody,
Even a redneck has a dark day.
I think I'm gonna cry,
Gonna drown it in moonshine.
Sick of all the torture,
Now I'm goin' away.
Sorry.
It's either being a cowboy or an emo kid,
Feelin's that cannot roam free.
It's either bein' a big boy,
Strong and silent type,
Sufferin' because
You never tried.
It's all because you
Never did your part,
I may not have my teeth
But I got a big heart.
Getting' out of this whole mess,
Lookin' forward 'cause I can change.
'Cause I will finally repel loneliness,
Got me a new shiny pet.
A baby goat I call Tickles,
And I will never be looking' back again
'Cause I feel the joy in Tickles' tickles,
Sneakin' behind my toolshed...
Don't wanna be seen by no one
Stickin' my wiener in a dark place.
Gratification boy,
It feels like outer space.
Her bitin' is a-torture,
But I'm happy today.
Sorry.
It's either being a cowboy or an emo kid,
Feelin's that cannot roam free.
It's either bein' a big boy,
Strong and silent type,
Sufferin' because
You never tried.
It's all because you
Never did your part,
I may not have my teeth
But I got a big heart.