Way down in Orlando --
Stranger than a dream --
In the world of Disney
Minnie Mouse and Mickey
Replaced by the Supreme
Court ruled by five jesters
Puppets held on strings
By sketchy men from Dixie
Who want to steal a victory
And proclaim him king.
Now some have said the crown prince
Led a life of privileged greed,
He made profit from pollution, he ordered executions --
A friend of life indeed!
Some say he'd been a coke head, whose nose turned to the right,
Who traded in the gin
But kept his smart ass grin;
His head was not quite right.
From that steamy Tea Party
To frozen Valley Forge.
Centuries of democracy.
Show no need for King George.