Mister Five By Five
Five feet tall and he's five feet wide
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
Mister Five By Five
Fifteen chins and a line of jive
He's a rockin' old cat and a real hep fat
He's Mister Five By Five
That man can really check in for the fat man
There's no way of knowin'
Whether he's strollin' in or goin'
Mister Five By Five
Slightly plump, on the groovy side
He's a rockin' old cat, a real hep fat
He's Mister Five By Five
He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
He's a rockin' old cat and he's a real hep fat
He's Mister Five By Five
That man can really check in for the fat man
There's no way of knowin'
Whether he's strollin' in or goin'
He don't rockin' no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side
Mister Five By Five