Don't want to die in a Super 8 Motelâ¨â¨Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
â¨If I ever get back to Bristol
â¨I'm better off sleeping in a county jail
â¨Don't want to die in a super 8 Motel â¨
â¨Having such a sweet night
â¨Audience is just right
â¨Drinking like a pirate do
â¨Don't want to sleep yet
â¨Buddy it's a good bet
â¨I'll raise more hell than you
â¨Do a couple rails
â¨And chase your own tail
â¨And talk about the bad old days
â¨Trimmer in a t-shirt
â¨Telling me her heart hurt
â¨Honey let me count the ways
â¨Then a big boy busted in
â¨Screaming at his girlfriend
â¨Waving around a Fungo bat
â¨Bass player stepping up
â¨Brandishing a coffee cup
â¨Took it in the baby fat
â¨â¨I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel
â¨Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
â¨If I ever get back to Bristol
â¨I'm better off sleeping in a county jail
â¨I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel â¨
â¨Well I finally got the room clear
â¨Bleeding from the left ear
â¨Feeling pretty bad for the maid
â¨Lost a couple drinks and my dinners in a sink
â¨Woke up with the bed still made
â¨Wasn't quite morning and I wasn't quite breathing
â¨My heart way up in my throat
â¨The Girl starts screaming and the maid starts screaming
â¨And it looks like it's all she wrote
â¨Well they slapped me back to life
â¨And they telephoned my wife
â¨And they filled me full of Pedialyte
â¨Some are guts some are glory
â¨And it would make a great story
â¨If I ever could remember it right
â¨â¨I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel
â¨Just because somebody's evening didn't go so well
â¨If I ever get back to Bristol
â¨I'm better off sleeping in a county jail
â¨I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel
â¨I don't want to die in a Super 8 Motel