It was a sunny day*
I was drinking andre
When a friend came by to chat
And he brought with him a bottle full of jack,
So we drank it down
And hung around
Till the light began to fade
Then we opened up the case I stowed away.
Champagne and whiskey and beer
Now I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm blacked out alone
Oh and I cant find my phone
Drinkin' champagne, whiskey and beer.
So my friend and I
We went and hitched a ride
To a local barb and grill
Where we somehow ended up in Jacksonville,
But we kept a plan
With classy man
And finally found a liquor store
So we marched right to the front and begged for more.
Champagne and whiskey and beer
Now I don't know what I'm doing here
Yeah I'm wearing no clothes
But tonight anything goes
Drinkin' champagne, whiskey and beer.
(Take a drink now)
Winter, corbell drive and a bottle of 45
Will keep me going till the day I die
So when you drink just try to think
Of what I've said to you
So let's grab a case champagne and bring gin too
Champagne and whiskey and beer
Now I don't know what I'm doing here
I'm stuck in this jail
Now please post my bail
So I can drink more champagne whiskey and beer
Champagne whiskey and beer
Champagne whiskey and beer
Champagne whiskey and beer!