I'm just a little upset
I don't mean to be rude
I'd hate to have my fury at the world be misconstrued
Just feel kinda bad
Ever so sad
I get that way when they take my girl and fry my mom and dad
But if you see me fuss and fret
Please don't take it as a threat
It's just sometimes I get a little upset
Yeah, I'll just settle myself down a bit
Actually...
I'm still a little upset
Just a little bit irked
That this entire world around which I am getting jerked
I guess that I'm not
Feelin' so hot
Must've woke up on the wrong side of my rat-infested cot
How profoundly I regret this entire tete-a-tete
It's just sometimes I get a little upset
'Scuse me officer
I hate to bother you but
I'm also a little upset
Like my friend over here
A decade in the slammer isn't great for my career
Good thing I'm mature
You can be sure
This is nothing that a full-scale prison riot wouldn't cure
Now I've gone and broke a sweat
That's what happens when you let
Yourself gradually get a little upset
I'm tryin' to stay positive
I'm tryin' not to frown
And I'm positive I'd smile if I could tear this prison down
You say I'll get out early if I show you some repentance
But I ain't ever been too good at finishing a...
We're just a little upset
Sounds hard to believe
But unjust incarceration is our number one pet peeve
Don't take it so hard
We're standing guard
We wouldn't want this place to leave you permanently scarred
From the moment that we met
I've been deeply in your debt
For your patience when I get a little upset
Because brother you can bet
That you ain't seen nothin' yet
We're about to pitch a fit
And by the time we're through with it
You'll be more than just a lit(tle)
(Lit)tle upset
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Carpe diem not incarceratum
Let's escape our metal Dupree
... turn 'em in Alcatraz