Well I went down to the Collerina,
I saw a big pig I just have to had
The wife told me I should
Proceed with caution
But Oscar barked and said I like to take
A bite on that
And I say "I big boar, why don't
Ya come over here!"
Me and my dog wanna
Chew on your ear
Pick you up, put you in the
Back of my ute
We'll kill ya so fast it just
Funny, take ya to the chiller,
Make lots of money
Then we'll come back and kill all ya family
Oscar and I was running through the lignum
We got to the pig, it looked like a grizzly bear.
I gues it weighed about 180 kg
Oscar ran in but It tossed him up in the air
Whe were there, for about half an hour
Trying to catch, that big darn old pig
Then Linda turned up with about seven pig dogs
Grab that boar and put it in the back of our rig.
We said "hei, big boar why don't you come over here"
Me and my dog wanna chew on your ear
Pick you up, put you in the
Back of my ute.
We'll kill ya so fast it just ain't
Funny, take ya to the chiller,
Make lots of money.
Then we'll come back the very next day,
With a great big gun and a butchers knife
Photographer, that's the wife
Kill 50 pigs get them seen him
Every hunting Magazine
To all you city people if your dogs
Is looking bored
Take him out west where the weat it high
And put him on a boar and just say!