Who'll tell you just where to get off
and when to do it
and just how to get there
that's Lou
who'll take you from Leeds to Bristol
through the cops and robbers and the one-way headaches
that's Lou
Louise
Louise
Coventry really brought our pants down
they cocked their guns and got all our crowns yeah
wake up Lou
you'd know what to do
by London we were tired as hell
had to shake some bunnies that got on our tail yeah
punch it Lou
punch it Lou
punch it Chewie!
punch it Chewie
but a cop didn't like the way Lou
went down a one-way street
backward
slow down Lou
we don't wanna die
Lou said
sit down baby
I'll get you to your date
you won't be late
and she did
hey Lou
what happened to that cop back there man
whoa
he was there man and now he ain't
what you got some cop disappearing ink up there or something Lou
you're beautiful, you're amazing, you're no wookie
sometimes I'm a dick man
you're Louise