When I was a kid
And I wanted a doll I got it
Don't ask how I did but when I was a kid
And I wanted a doll I got it
I carefully laid out a plan
When I were a kid 'twas a doll
And now it's a man
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him
Instead of giving up and throwing in the towel
I'm gonna keep on fighting fair or foul
Until I get him, I'm gonna get him
I'm gonna wear my jewels and my ermine wrap
And if I have to drop my shoulder strap
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him
And when I've got him where I think he oughta be
I'm gonna love him, love him
My mission in life will be to love him until he loves me
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him
I'll back him in a corner till he squirms and twists
And if I must put handcuffs on his wrists
I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him
He'll know the facts of life and when he understands
I'll put a shotgun in my father's hands
And that'll get him, I'm gonna get him
And when I've got him where I think he oughta be
I'm gonna hug him, hug him
I'll hug em and if I have to slug him
He's gonna love, he's gonna love, he's gonna love me
When you were a kid
And you wanted a doll you got it
Don't ask how you did but when you were a kid
And you wanted a doll you got it
You carefully laid out a plan
When you were a kid 'twas a doll
And now it's a man