violent j and shaggy 2 Dope:
Well hello boy and girls come on in see the show
It's the mystical, magical, great dark carnival.
Don't bother looking for parking, get rid of it,
it ain't like you ever comin back you fucking idiot.
The carnival emerges only when you about to die,
and right now motherfucker, you are dead in the sky
so come and put your soul up on the murder-go-round,
and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun, because I be the
Juggalada Don Dada Lada shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two, before you even fall,
I Bitch smack both of you
Welcome to are Carnivals 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and weirdos,
and killers at our shows. I'm just glad we down with em
hate to be y'all, and havea juggalo shatter my skull, for the Carnival
(Chorus)
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival. bitch boy you dead
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival. dead dead dead dead.
and fuck you if you don't like it
Shaggy 2 Dope and violent J:
Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs, sit back and enjoy
relax your nipples and nutbags. It's only Juggalos here;
you know what we about:swingin hatchets, Faygo,
and our dick in your mouth. So they call us a circus we accept the roll.
We been sayin that its comin for like 10 years or so
and everywhere that we from Alaska to Spain we seein Juggalos dancin
in the Faygo rain. Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high,
I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky.
They aint never comin back, their Carnival has been found,
and all we can do is dream about it smokin em down.
I got love for dead people and I hope to die.
I got Neden waitin on me up in Shangri-la.
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin devils exhibit, the shit
is called Hells PIT run out and get it.
(Chorus)
The ringleader: Ugh! Bitch! The Juggalos said...
Juggalo Chant:
When its your time, death is near, step right up on over here, Games , prizes, shows, and rhymes- its that carnival paradise.
(Repeat)
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival.
Welcome to the show, its that Carnival paradise.
(repeat)
The Ring Leader: And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it.