Dad says: Act our age
You heard the man, it's time to rage!
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight!
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool!
Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head
Let's rub each other's backs
While watching porn on cinemax!
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun!
Big fun!
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun!
Big fun!
Ok, ok, ok
So, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot?
No, it's salt, and then
You're doing it wrong!
Really? Cause I feel great
Veronica, you are looking good tonight!
Whoa
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery!
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight!
Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight!
Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like bono at live-aid!
The house is ours
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
Let's use their showers
That sounds like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Crack open one more case!
I think that's what they call
Third base
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
That actually looks like
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Alright, people, listen up!
What is westerberg gonna do to the razorbacks at sunday's game?
Gonna make 'em go
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Way to show maturity!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Quit it jackass, get off of me!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Yo! Ram! Emergency!
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence!
I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!
Hey, are you okay?
I didn't need your help
Aw, heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now
The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun!
Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun! Big fun!
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised
It's big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Whooo!