When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site
A fresh new grave, a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight
Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date
But I thank God for mortality, now you can be my mate
I know that you've been dead a while, I honestly don't mind
'Cause you still have that tender smile and you've always been so kind
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
But I just don't understand
Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man
Be dead for me, my baby
Be dead for me, my baby
Be dead for me, my baby
Oh, baby, till death do we start
I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf
You and I will have a ball, I swear to God it's true
'Cause baby you were meant for me and I was meant for you
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
But I just don't understand
Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man
Your skin it has turned grey and there's puss oozing out your eyes
But it doesn't bother me, 'cause you won't ever tell me lies
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good
But I know you'll never leave me baby, oh even if you could
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
But I just don't understand
Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
But I just don't understand
Why a dead girl's gotta be the one true love for me
I'm a corpse grindin' man
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty