It's Saturday night
What could be better
Than crocheting cat names all over my sweater
I've never been a dog kind of guy
Chasing their tails
Scratching themselves
And barking all night
Yeah my best friends
Are at my house
Purring around
Clawing my couch
Right Meow
I happen to like cats
The ones with the blue eyes, even the green eyes
I happen to like cats
Give me a feline over a canine
They've got nine lives
Who needs a spouse, when you've got pussies all over the house
Milo and Sprinkles, Snowball and Mr. Dingles
Yeah, as a matter of fact
I happen to like cats
Ever wonder how
Just one flea
Could turn into the whole damn house needing cortizone cream
That's okay
I happen to like cats
The ones with the blue eyes, even the green eyes
I happen to like cats
Give me a feline over a canine
They've got nine lives
Who needs a spouse, when you've got pussies all over the house
Oscar and Charlie, Coco, Chloe, Max and Marley
Yeah, as a matter of fact
I happen to like cats
Meow
It's Saturday night
What could be better
Than crocheting cat names all over my sweater