I brought the elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
Kwanzaabot
And the Chanuka Zombie
Three mad wise men
Bearing murder and frankincense
Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo
Shutup
Now fetch those bunnies by the armful
Says who? doo doo doo doo
Says me
Napalm makes them slightly more harmful
No one here goes near that door
This toyshop's goin' to war
Talmud says be slow to anger
low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar
Jump back Jack
'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead
Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo
Dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of blasting clay
You're nuts, doo doo doo doo
And when it's dry and ready
for mercy they will pray
I can't wait eight nights or more
This zombie's goin' to war
Ch-check it out
Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle
with my inhuman beat-box
busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered
I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it
I'm confused about its meaning
but I know it when they diss it
So Santa?
Yeah, Kay?
Cee Zee?
Hey, hey
Let's slay them pimps
Come on, pimp my sleigh
Easy with that toy artillery
Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable
] Can they sue for liability?
Certainly not!
Use as much as you are able
This bites, doo doo doo doo
You signed away your rights when you were hired
Now, let's fight
Doo doo doo doo
Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire
Prepare for gore galore