You call me up and tell me that you want to talk to
Someone who's going to help you
Classify your cred
Attempt to be indifferent but it doesn't work out
It's difficult to try to justify your head
All you seem to do is hang around
You're a parasite
Want to be part of something, just a fashion
Might as well listen and look just like that
Demean yourself in public if you really want to
End up being nothing but a boring prat
All you seem to do is hand around
You're a parasite, call it what you like
You're a parasite, got such a nasty bite (you're such as stupid shite)
Like to mention all the cool gigs that you've been to
Like to mention all the cool bands that you've met
It's a fascinating diatribe of great proportions
However I would prefer to punch my own head