They came from Indiana
Singing four-part harmony
They played their own horns
And introduced the "theme LP"
When I tried to give up sniffing glue
Their music soothed my swollen brain
If I am to move forward in life
I must demonstrate greater range
I admire the Four Freshmen
I stenciled their faces on my leather jacket
I admire the Four Freshmen
When they came to Reno last year
My parents released me to see the show
Proud of my newfound diversity
Fans themselves; happy to go
But there was only one Freshman left
The others had quit and died
I may appear a physical and emotional mess
But I am a sensitive man inside.