We were going right through the Alps
when we picked up this fabulous scent
Of Noel's Chemical Effluence.
Noel's chemical effluence
There was a fuss about the elements
waiting for the keyboards as ever.
The firmament of it is going out the exit.
Noel's chemical effluence.
There's an inherent disease
goes with an inbalance of the juices
in the brain that in transit
causes one to envisage white faces,
as if spiked by mescalin.
Noel's chemcial effluence
And we're going right through the Alps
Look what happened at the lodge.
Look what happened at the castle.
Look at the red-purple vomit stream.
From the bed, angled
right into the bathroom.
On the finger of your banker [bound]
And when all else fails
We can always blow your whistle.
In work, in pleasure, I'll come for you
The abdominizer, in excellence.