One day we walked by the lake
we fed the ducks as they played
Dustin threw some old crusty bread
and a poory ducky wound up dead
Dustin, well he just smiled
and said, "He's just laying down for awhile."
I said, "Dustin that duck is dead."
He said, "It's not my fault he choked on the bread."
It never ceases to amaze me
just how stupid we can be
Are we just idiots
or victums of insanity
One night Justin had to pee
he looked around the bathroom only to see
the biggest f*cking spider he had ever seen
He called his drummer Kevin with a girly scream
Kevin said some terrified profanity
they both ran from the bathroom as fast as can be
We blocked the bathroom with a baracade
so that stupid f*cking spider couldn't ever escape
It never ceases to amaze me
just how stupid we can be
Are we just idiots
or victums of insanity