You insist he's the one for you
And there's nothing that he wouldn't do for you
I guess it's very complicated
And real deep
But I sware
You play the part so well
Convinced us all if your faking we can't tell
Coming in clear as a bell
On channel three
A puppet couldn't do so well
A movie wouldn't have a better story to tell
I'm gonna get the rights and sell
Your Life Story
The boy you date's got perfect hair
THe girls that know him know that he's nowhere
And now the emptiness is showing
The cast is fast asleep
And I sware
You play the part so well
Convinced us all if your faking we can't tell
Coming in clear as a bell
On channel three
A puppet couldn't do so well
A movie wouldn't have a better story to tell
I'm gonna get the rights and sell
Your Life Story
It's hard enough for us to watch that man so close to you
Relieved were we when you two kissed
Your eyes revealed he wouldn't get through