Epic Rap Battles of History - Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny 歌词
How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hopping!
My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!
The Easter Bunny, baby. I deserve to be arrogant!
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!
Ooh, what you gonna do?
You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China!
Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!
Genghis Khan:
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel the wrath of Khan!
Silly rabbit, you'll need more than luck!
You've got two giant ears but can't hear that you suck!
I drive a Mongol horde; your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I'll bite off your tail and punch your teeth down your throat,
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat!
Easter Bunny:
Take it easy, baby. No need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy. You just like to pillage.
Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your village?
Genghis Khan:
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!
Now my DNA's in dudes from to Japan!
Ha! Easter my ass, you're not in the Bible!
You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial!