Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you
You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a (-I'll)?
and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house That was suppose to be wreckless, where the heck is it now?
Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it A rap-tap-tap on your door with the damn wratchet
A tat-tac-tac in the hall with the damn hatchet A nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs
Shorty come back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya
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Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em It just becomes everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room
Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Liddy-young? I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the fact that you, I'm cool,
I immediately run like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
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Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency sur- -gery to try to flush me because of the drugs that he purged
He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-agains Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him' Childishly on the phone tryin to rustle up muscle relax-
-ants for his back and a couple of packs Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back
Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so fuck it, I'm back
And so I'm sayin...
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Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
My name is Shaaady I never meant to leave you