Reflected too long on a cannibals life
And I found myself obsessed with thoughts of eating my wife
I am not an evil man
But she came home and I shot her dead
And I threw her favorite pillow cases over her head
Then I fainted and cried
Woman, what have I done?
Get in the car, I'm a cannibal superstar
A taxi driver saw me bury the bones
And I don't remember feeling so alone
But if you get the chance, you really must see France
And now they got me on this TV show
So if you want a restaurant, I'm the one to show you where to go
When you're in Tokyo
Woman, what have I done?
Get in the car 'cause I'm a cannibal superstar, alright?
I'm a cannibal superstar tonight