You have dumb boots-you can't shut up
You love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut up
You don't wear pants-you can't shut up
You can't shut up
You have a beard-you can't shut up
It looks real dumb-you can't shut up
You lost your thumb-you can't shut up
You can't shut up
You're embarrassing-you can't shut up
You can't keep time-you can't shut up
You're a fucking hank-you can't shut up
You can't shut up
Stop saying "hyper"-you can't shut up
Stop saying "blast"-you can't shut up
You're a pain in the ass -you can't shut up
You can't shut up