Your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
You're a food critic and you're fucking gay
You have more hair on your face than you have on your head
Pretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking dead
You are a food critic
You're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it
Was new
You're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jew
You're gay enough-to go out with liberace
You're gay enough-you fucking fag
I'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with me
Jay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beard