I know nothing
Don't know much
I think my education's
Gone out to lunch
I can't remember
I can't think
what is the difference
Between iron and zinc
I can listen
I can speak
But my conversational skills
Are gobblesegeek
I know Harold
In 1066
Got shot in the eye
With a long pointy stick
Revolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
Now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood
I know all
I need to know
Why talk Swahili
If it's where i won't go
Latin is clever
And sexy is French
Sprechen Sie Deutsches
Would hardly make sense
Inquisitions and missionaries
Seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses
Or battles of roses
I am a Ca-zar
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
Now
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood
Revolutions and World War II
Is it true what they say
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
And Churchill's a Nero
I threw that away
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la-lounge