Why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-you ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause your girlfriend got a nose like bill cosby
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady
Tell me why
Why
Yo, so
My mirror never lies, but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
Now you compare me to a monster, but i just don't understand
Why i'm scorned like i'm deformed like the elephant man
Tell me
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Tell me
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Tell me why
Why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-you ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause your girlfriend got a nose like bill cosby
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause your only friend at school was the lunch lady
Tell me why
Why
Why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause you run like a girl and you sit down to pee
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-you ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
About as popular with the girls as englebert humperdink
And that's probably 'cause everyone calls me 'shrinky dink'
I know i'm known as polaroid, i'm not a total tard
It's cause i'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
Tell me
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
So tell me why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause your girlfriend got a nose like bill cosby
Alright, but why is everybody always picking on me?
-cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Ok, so why is everybody always picking on me?
-'cause no one likes you, monkey-boy