Wrah
I woke up at 5 in the morning
Ate my lamb liver cereal
It was frozen solid and brutal
I should have known that was a forewarning
I then followed my way to the bathroom
To give my lamb liver cereal back to nature
So i calmly sat on the toilet of doom
And like the devil himself, unleashed my pure hatred
Ooh
Fucking Lord
Why is this fucking seat
So damn cold
Ooh
Fucking lord
Why is this fucking seat
So damn cold
I feel like i’m dying
My brain’s not responding anymore
Unconscious on the floor, lying
Freezing to death, naked and alone
Let the demons of the abyss take me
I don’t care, hell’s probably hotter than here
Ah
Fuck
Where’s your good now
Fucking jesus why can’t you even let me take a shit you dumbfuck
Wrah
No escape
From the frozen plains
Where my ass used to rest
2,2 miles to the west
Fuck you winter