Thanks for spending your dough on your new CD / I can't wait till June when we get our royalties / But the money you spent was not in vain / It was spent on plies of cocaine / Take your wallet's out and buy some merchandise / We've got records and shirts at an inflated price / Please spend what you can so we can buy a new van / Our old one broke down in Spokane / Thanks for shelling out cash to come and see our shows / You've been paying our rent and you've been buying us clothes / We love to see your faces out on tour / But more than that we hate to come home poor / Join our fanclub, buy our posters, idolize us today / Cuz we've got lawyers and accountants we've been meaning to pay / Please buy what you can / So I can buy a new amp / My old one blew up in Cheyenne