Heres a health to the ladies
I freely confess
For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed
Their beauty and wit never fails to impress
And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress
Heres a health to the ladies
When honest men speak
They gratefully concede they are in defeat
When it comes to decisions on matters of feet
The weaker sex is not quite so weak
Heres a health to the ladies
I must be unkind
As here in my old age, I wish myself blind
In matters of choice, one is likely to find
The fair sex is constantly changing their mind (its usually shoes)
Heres a health to the ladies
Their charms unsurpassed
In seeking their pleasures Ive never been last
The medium are rare, the young ones are class
And the old ones are unable to run quite so fast