When in Rome
Do as the Romans do
That's the only way
You're ever gonna make it through
Well if that's true
I'm never gonna make it in Rome
Oh my it must be a crazy place
Unhappy people with a smile upon their face
Willing to do what everybody does
When they're doing it just because
Never gonna make it in Rome
Never gonna make it in Rome
Well it's a funny thing
Doing what it is they do
Cuz I was never afraid
To go and try something new
I'm part gladiator part instigator
And I'm never gonna make it in Rome
Oh my it must be a crazy place
Unhappy people with a smile upon their face
Willing to do what everybody does
When they're doing it just because
Never gonna make it in Rome
Never gonna make it...
I just can't do as the Romans do
And I don't really want to be untrue
I wanna take my chariot home
I look around the coliseum
I see I'm not the only one
So many living day to day
And wondering if the time has come
For us to say win or lose
We're gonna do it our way
We're never gonna make it in Rome
Oh my it must be a crazy place
Unhappy people with a smile upon their face
Willing to do what everybody does
When they're doing it just because
Never gonna make it in Rome
Never gonna make it in Rome
Never gonna make it in Rome