Family reunion, shes gonna be a good one
So lemme bend your ear, the clans all here for the family reunion
Well my cowboy uncles sing cowboy songs
And they get drunk and the words get wrong
My Blackfoot cousins say theyre comin this year
Well I hope they do and I hope they bring beer
You got the Mormons and the drinkers and the Mormons who drink
Well pay attention cause it ain't as simple as you think
They say there's some that don't believe in either
But I ain't seen 'em yet and my pa ain't neither
Well then I run into my favourite aunt
And she says Corb, you still playin in that band?
Well, I guess as long as youre havin fun
And you make a little money but were prayin for ya, son
Theres a whole lotta cousins that I aint met yet
So you can imagine the shock I get
Theres one of them I think I mighta dated back in school
But thats alright, in Alberta thats cool