Theyre comin across the border by the thousands everyday
Lookin for a better life in the good ol U.S.A.
Well, everybodys talkin about the aliens invadin
While Im savin every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, Im headed your way, hasta luego Jose
You say hola, Ill say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
Im headed your way, Jose
(Cuervo that is, lil sunshine, some margaritas,
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza, I love that word)
Up here we work our asses off just tryin to get ahead
But you cant spend a dollar if youve worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
Me, Im headed your way
Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade
You say hola, Ill say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol U.S.A.
Im headed your way, Jose
(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,
Palm trees, ocean breeze, ah man, Dos Equis)
You say hola, Ill say hi
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho cause youll freeze your ass off here
Me, Im headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Heres the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, Im kickin back in the Mexican shade
Im headed your way, Jose
(Yeah, Im hittin the road, man, give me a little burro to ride on, you
can have my car, that gas is killin me)