"My art is called "egocentric-soft-porno"
or maybe it's just narcisism
my one and only subject
goes from something like anything but "me-ism"
I ain't no art-ist
I'm an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the mens I eat
I have no portifolio
I am an art-ho
I go out with people I don't know
wouldn't it be easier
for beardesley
he could drop the paintings
and photograph his penis
or take pix of the chicks
yeah, you know what I mean
wouldn't it be easier for esher?
he could drop math
and make it happen on his mattres
two girls and a cam,
three girls and a cam,
put a dog in there
escher want's to make a polaroid scam!
I ain't no art-ist
I'm an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the mans I eat
I am an art-ho (don't tell me you don't know)
I only show where's there's expensive free alcohol
I'm in the magazines
but what I do is
take pics of my sexual positions
you know... me and some other wannabes
I wanna be revolutionary
I can poo on my studio
I'm so cool I have my work published
on visionary
I'm also hardcore
my crap seels more than my pee
and there's people who want's to see more
what I do is called art-shit
don't you dare make fun of me
what I do was featured
on the pages of i-D
Hello! I am so fake
even my mom sees
this "art" is just an excuse
for me to show my tits!
I'm an art-bitch
art-bitch
art-bitch
my art stink and I don't exist!
I'm an art-ho
art-ho
art-ho
I go for the easy! I just wanna be in the art-shows!
I'm an ART-STAR
no, no, no,
leave it to yeah yeah yeahs
what I do is GO to the ART-BARTS
lick my art-tit, art-tit, art-tit
lick it carefully cuz it was in the magazines
suck my art-hole, art-hole, art-hole
becareful honey! you are sucking my head, the hole is down there!
fuck you ART-BITCH!
you celebrity wannabe
YOUR WORK STINK!
AND YOU DON'T EXIST!"