I'm a man
I'm real proud of my manhood
I like to smoke
Ten thousand cigarillos
Eight ball
I could climb any mountain
I never cry
I only bowl when I'm losing
And I've never been wrong
Never been wrong
And I'm looking so good
Looking so good
Chorus:
Got a big gold gun
Got a big gold bullet
And I guess you could say
And I guess you could say
I'm real full of it
I'm real full of it
I'm real straight
You wanna see my pecadillos
Hot dog 7:30 every morning
And I'm big into war
Big into war
Big into war
I am a whore
I am a whore
Repeat Chours
I shave with gillette
Shave with gillette
And I'm patting my back
Patting my back