ever since i started working at the record store
i get to flirt with many girls than i did before
there are tall, short, blonde and brunette
but none can conversate me how we used to get
and lately i've been hearing about certain girlfriends
well, i hear they do things i do not recommend
i don't mean to preach, cause that may drive you away
but, i know that sorta stuff can damage your brain
when i see you with a boyfriend
i realize its a lot harder than i imagined
it gets hard to get so close
when i feel like i'm sharing the affection
i never show i'm jealous
start acting a little crazed
you may not wish to whether hear from me again
Oh, the record store