In my other pants there's a wallet
In my other pants there's a secret
In my other pants there's a trojan
Extra small...extra small
I'm not wearing pants, only boxers
Than my favorite pair, they've got monkeys
Hanging out the front, another secret
It's my ball...but just one ball
At the party now
There's a girl there
She got cellulite at her forehead
Will i ever find her attractive?
(yes!)
(how?)
Alcohol...said alcohol