(1st Verse)
Everybody has problems people are
acting gonzo they need to hit the
hydro pronto cause everybody's got
a problem so I tell them lick on my
kielbasa smoking like a Rasta smoking
like a moon rock like it's 20 past 4 o' clock
you're a laughingstock hoe deal with it some
of us don't even have that "party in their
pocket" some of us would run or get a
gun instead of solving the matter you
would rather take it all out on someone
(spit) bitch you're a dumbass fill up your shot
glass an get a positive outlook you're shook
don't discuss it all on Facebook even if you're
under the weather ya better get your shit
together you're not alone but I got my own
solution pot is a great resolution sometimes
life can be in disarray so I deal with mine in
my own way everybody's got a conflict
you're not special & nobody's perfect so I
put on my headphones until I'm nothing but
bones an smoke weed cause I'm sick of
hearing about what other people need
(Chorus)
"White People Problems"
Everybody's got problems
"White People Problems"
Everybody has problems
"White People Problems"
(2nd Verse)
White people are nosey & obsessive finding
rap music offensive can't even dance or
look cool don't know where to put a
swimming pool pissed about ya golf swing
tired of everything getting upset when
your life is really amazing cops will give
you a "warning" you'll hear a noise in the
night an go exploring you overslept you're
overweight & you're boring worrying about
your zodiac sign you're white you're fine
drink wine an quit bitching about your
new phone an change your damn ringtone
complaining about your closet space an
having a sunburnt face an having to tell
the coffee shop to pick up the pace
everything's alright smile you're white
impolite an uptight bumping Coldplay
in the night drunk & out of Bud Light
asking for help from your neighbor on
site about your new tattoo an if it looks
bad then you're going to try to sue mad
that your boyfriend has longer hair than
you do mad for believing in a scam
what a sham an you're all out of coke
because you did the last gram damn