(1st Verse)
Looking like a white dude with a butcher knife glued
to his hand running into the wood like some kind
of damn wolf man after "Bart Man" taking a life like
an Afghan thought that I was locked up but I'm right
back at it again plotting a better revenge plan I'm
a Republican a mother fuckin' champion of "high
culture" some say that i'm a vulture having a melt
down he's mental walking around in a surgical
gown threatening Krusty The Clown I could be
the meanest or sweetest evil genius I'll show
you my penis but keep it between us people
know I'm bad news you don't want to see me &
my clown shoes coming apart like loose screws
who's utterly hopeless & helpless you that's obvious
& I really won't regret this
(Chorus)
He's Sideshow Bob(3X)
(Bridge)
"I'm Sideshow Bob"
criminal mastermind
"like Sideshow Bob"
a psycho nut job
"like Sideshow Bob"
murder for fun
"because I'm Sideshow Bob"
(2nd Verse)
I'll stab you in the front & the back like a homicidal
maniac on crack flashback to reality turning you
into a nobody with the swing of a machete an the
jury knows I'm bloody guilty for my crimes don't be
shy because I've tried to murder you so many
times looking like a bat up out of Hell the criminal's
out of his cell not doing well pleading insanity an
having you as an enemy you don't compare to me
I'll put a hole where your heart used to be probably
saw me on your tv's I do as I please I'm not a fan
of Krusty's but I really want to give his neck a
squeeze you are just an abuser I will erase your
future & I know a few little things about some
dynamite & I will take you out by the end of the night
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
(3rd Verse)
Plotting your downfall swearing vengeance upon
them all grabbing a knife & then I go bananas
everyone is trife when they see me taking a life
like Dracula feeling spectacular bitch I'm coming
after ya swinging a blade like a mental case
singing with a smile on my face out of place
because I'm extraordinary an you're ordinary
you never saw scary ya better believe that I've
got more to bury an I'll fill up your mortuary
tormented by jealousy this killer clown is going
down because of me going kamikaze if I have to I'm
not a fan of you I'll demolish you an I'm about to
make my dream come true grabbing a knife &
cut right through making a really gruesome site
& I will have my revenge by the end of the night