1st Verse
Slasher smasher they don't know what they're
in for thrasher basher whenever I'm up on lakeshore
I'll make them expire go haywire having them
running from their bonfire stalking around through
the camp making the ground damp they will be
afraid come catch a fade I'll invade with a shiny blade making sure that nobody got laid everybody's ass I'm whipping taking them out while they're skinny dipping gripping a weapon then ripping bitches always be tripping when I come through campers think I'm
really cooky I mean cuckoo did I fool you could've
fooled me I'm really bringing that mayhem I divorce people and split them then hang them up and
display them everybody I'm chasing and their
heartbeats are really racing I'm kind of like Jason because I will take you to damnation
2nd Verse
I'm Jason Voorhees having a killer Friday
stalking around the trees making sure that
everything goes my way an all of them will be
dying to see me I'm straight up out of a horror
movie hacking away at your lifespan hockey
masked man thinking that he's Sandman is
he a big man or a monster I don't really know
but he's killing every camp counselor an the
sorority girl's the first to go burn them in a
sleeping bag slow I'm psycho stalkward
with a weapon I'm wrecking making them
all die scared and well aware better beware
because I'm right there I will stab you in your
wheelchair giving them all a clean shave with
a neck chop I'm leaving them all with a crop top
in your head or in your chest my machete might
get stuck in then I will watch you drown while
the camp counselors are all fucking
3rd Verse
Super slash looking like a real stalker
cock-blocker somebody better call a doctor
creeping upon you like Jaws breaking
Higgens Haven laws the faster you run now
the longer you live better not be around when
my rage is active I'll murder them when they're
in my presence ready to comeback with a
vengeance I'm the reason for your absence
I'm the defender of sex abstinence carving up
teenagers back at the lake cut them into pieces
like cake nobody really knows how many lives
I will take breakout the machete and we'll
see who is tougher they will deserve to suffer
kill them all like Osama I'll beat a mother fucker
like a drummer man I really can not wait for
the summer you'll be in deep shit you'll get
what you get an I will take a stab at it