(Ladies and Gentlemen!
In this corner, weighing in at 131 pounds...
I'm sorry, correction, 126 pounds,
It's the girl that broke my heart!
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile!
Draws me in every time...)
Someone call a medic, cause I think she's gonna strike again,
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand,
That holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target,
Yes I think we got a problem but I can't put my finger on it.
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.
Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.
(Let's get ready for verse number 2!)
The message on the cell says she's wating on the call for me,
To tell her that I'm sorry, I can come back if I crawl.
But I got bad knees, and I can't say that I'm sorry,
'Cept I'm sorry that I met you, now my guard's up and I'm fightin' dirty.
(Wooh!)
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.
Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.
(7...8...9...10! Knockout!)
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head,
But all I remember is making out constantly,
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead,
She's the undisputed champ of my world.
Undisputed champ of my world, and I'm begging to be
Down for the count,
Over and out,
Toss in the towel cause she really got the best of me.
I can't hang around,
get kicked while I'm down,
What was that sound? I just wish, the f-ing bell would ring.