Down south, south of the border
At a new sunrise where the
Workin' woman hates law and order
Ooh, those chaquitas with incredible thighs
Too hard to handle, they're too hard for you
Too hard to handle, they're too hard
They're too tough for you
Small time gambler lays down his money
To play some five card stud
But the big time winner really was the loser
He caught a case of a unlucky love
Too hard to handle
Too hard for you
Too hard to handle
'Cause sweet Lolita's hotter than a pepper
You know her pepper's gonna burn you in two
She's a young man's dream, every mother's nightmare
Pure woman through and through
Don't take no chances on hot romances
Such as this one, it may happen to you
Too hard to handle
Too hard for you
Too hard to handle
'Cause there's no future with a snake-eyed lover
She's hung up on them ups and downs
But if you're lonely, thinkin' you're the only
Her love's the best, it's the hottest in town, ah yes