Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman
My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp
Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn
I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird
Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
I could suck a titty while I'm standing up
Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough
Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"
Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys
Ayy, ayy
I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
And I must be this tall to ride
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ayy, shorty
All my shirt tags say XM
Five girls sayin' I'm they best friend
Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed
She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'
Still stand tall I don't need height
Using all my words I ain't gotta fight
The glove only comes off at night
Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right
Stuntin' in my platform shoes
I serenade, you just built like a flute
In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze
In economy, still got leg room
Ayy, ayy
I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama, ayy
And I must be this tall to ride
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Short king, mama ayy, shorty
Welcome back to Short Kings Radio
Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
Caller Number Five, you are on the air
Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
Uh, that new shit, uh (Mhm), that shit got me laid
I'm 5"2' and like I've never had a song
That empowers me as a Short King (Haha, okay)
So I just wanna say, thank you TMG
Thank you blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude
Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you
Thank you so much
Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet
Next up, Halsey